As you can see the invasion is coming, and we are the last hope to save the universe. So everybody get off your x-box's, grab your weapons, and join the fight. It is estimated that about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 jedi squirells are part of the invasion. We do not know when they will all arrive but please report sightings to your local operator.
Thankyou for your cooperation.