Wednesday, September 28, 2011

BEWARE-SQUIRELL JEDI'S-

     Yes it is true squirells have mastered the art of the force and have gained control of the outer galaxies. After conquering the Galaxy Offtit, their last mission is to conquer Earth. It is said they have started to reach Earth. Many sightings have been documented as shown in the following pictures, viewer discretion is advised.


     As you can see the invasion is coming, and we are the last hope to save the universe. So everybody get off your x-box's, grab your weapons, and join the fight. It is estimated that about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 jedi squirells are part of the invasion. We do not know when they will all arrive but please report sightings to your local operator.
Thankyou for your cooperation.

1 comment:

Caryn Kirk said...

Your topics are fun and varied, and I like them. But try to make them more personal and real, i.e. not just a news report or a fantasy story. I'd like to get a glimpse of "you." Give me a bit more length as well. And EDIT for spelling, etc.

DUC = 8/10
SV = 3/3
MECH = 1/4
TOTAL = 12/17